Inter-squad Rendezvous Overheard

Tony "Hef" Denson and Chris "Cudman" Van Horne put aside rivalries to break bread earlier this month in northern Virginia, outside Washington D.C.  Both men were joined by their significant others.  What began as a wholesome dinner in the Del Ray neighborhood of Alexandria quickly turned quite lewd.  

Hef had a long conversation with Cudman about the recreational use of Viagra as a man ages.  Restaurant patrons complained when Hef loudly spoke of "having a more consistent and dependable erection."  As he was enthusiastically telling Cudman that he recommends cutting the 100 mg Viagra tablet into thirds, Hef was asked by the maitre d' to lower his voice. 

Simultaneously, Hef's exotic Eastern European companion, Tanja, was overheard talking to Vicki Van Horne about a sexual maneuver called the "Tallin Libliklõõts", which gets its name from a traditional Estonian musical practice that involves blowing into two flutes at the same time.  

Hef (left) and Cudman in D.C.

Mrs. Cudman (left) and Hef's female companion, Tanja. 

After dinner, the two couples quietly paid their bill and disappeared into the night.  Two days later, Cudman was seen attaching a pineapple-shaped knocker of the front door of his home on Malcolm Place while Vicki planted decorative Pampas grass along the front garden border.