What should have been a moment of great celebration has turned into a nightmare for Michael “Wee Mikey P” Penyrebrune. A guest at Mikey P’s wedding gala last weekend anonymously sent a video to The Scotsmannewspaper and to Team Scotland officials in Edinburgh that shows an inebriated Wee Mikey P dancing a flamboyant ceilidh with his bride. The disturbing images clearly show that Wee Mikey P was out of control and a danger to himself, his bride and the other guests at the wedding.
Team Scotland personal conduct policy establishes clear standards of behavior for all players and states that players must refrain from conduct detrimental to the integrity of the team. Team Scotland is obligated to promptly report any potential violation of the policy that comes to their attention and must fully cooperate with any related law enforcement and Quaich investigations.
“I’ve seen the video,” said former Scotland player Kevin “Riddler” Riddle. “It is frightening. I think Mikey P’s behavior hurts the reputation of others involved in the matches and undercuts public respect and support for the Quaich.” It is well-known in Quaich circles that Riddler is eager to rejoin Team Scotland. Riddler, who last played for the team in 2014, smells blood in the water with this latest fiasco.
“Team Scotland will follow a fair and predictable process for investigating the incident and ultimately taking disciplinary action if a violation has occurred,” said Scottish Captain Ronald “Wee Ronnie” Denholm.
As a next step, Mikey P will undergo a clinical psychiatric evaluation and counseling. Team Scotland is also providing resources to assist victims and families affected by the “ceilidh gone wrong” incident.
Team Scotland has not been rocked by a disgrace like this since the Tony “Hef” Denson sex tape scandal of 2008. Mikey P’s fate should be announced in the coming weeks.
