At Last! Quaich Details Announced

With only 7 months until Quaich 2020 in Rosemary Beach, Florida, the Host Committee has been scrambling to organize an event worthy of the celebrated history of the Quaich.  The idea of pearlescent white sand beaches, turquoise waters and lush private golf courses in exclusive Rosemary Beach seemed almost too good to be true.  As the weeks went by without details, anxious fans began wondering if this could be turning into the Fyre Festival of Quaichs, where the marketing was bigger than the reality.  

"I dunnae wanna brag," said Ronald "Wee Ronnie" Denholm, who chaired the Quaich 2018 Host Committee. "But we were transparent and provided all event details a full year prior."

Shark's Tooth Golf Club

This afternoon, in a hastily arranged press conference, Team USA Captain, Brian "Goombay" Farley, found redemption and provided the detail for which the public had been waiting. 

Competition Schedule and Format

• Thursday, April 30. 9 A.M.
• 2-man best ball at Shark's Tooth Golf Club, site of Sheets' first ever hole in one, which is still the talk of the membership.  https://clubsbyjoe.com/Golf/Shark_s_Tooth_Golf_Club_(1)
• Friday, May 1 
• Morning round will be a chapman or modified scramble format and played at The Links Golf Club (but this ain't no Scottish links) https://www.sandestinlinks.com/  
• Afternoon round (2-man best ball) is at one of the best courses on the Florida panhandle, Burnt Pine. http://burntpinegolfclub.com/  
• Saturday, May 2, 9 A.M.
•  Singles at Shark's Tooth Golf Club

Lodging details

• "Quaich Compound," which consists of two houses (each with a carriage house attached) located immediately next door to each other  
• Rosemary Beach Police Department has been notified  
• No intra- or inter-squad spooning allowed (or required)
• Pictures and descriptions of lodging can be found here:   https://www.vrbo.com/582990, https://www.vrbo.com/582910, https://rosemarybeach.com/rentals/availability/sandy-souls-cottage-&-carriage-house/?NCK=8882516574&ContactID=39173923000
• Housing and room-mate assignments to be issued at later date; however, please be aware that Michael "Wee Mikey" Redford has already requested a wee trundle bed nearest to Tony "Hef" Denson

Cost

• $2,000 per player includes
• 5 nights lodging (allows for early arrival on Tuesday, April 28 with departures Sunday morning, May 3)
• 4 rounds of golf
• 4 dinners, 3 lunches, and simple "make it yourself, you lazy bastard" in-home breakfasts each day
• 64 gallons of booze.  Each. 
• Beach chairs, bicycles, and a case of Advil.

The excitement is starting to build!  Ladbrokes lists Team Scotland as a 4 ½ point favorite in early betting.