Tuesday, May 25, 2021

USA Captain Ruthlessly Trolled on Social Media as Quaich Rescheduling Remains a Mystery

With the future of the Quaich unclear due to the worldwide Covid-19 pandemic, golf fans have been looking to the social media accounts of USA Captain Brian “Goombay” Farley for hope. An announcement about the rescheduling of the next Quaich matches in Florida is expected from Goombay soon via his Instagram account. But instead of posting about future dates and team rosters, Goombay has been feeding fans with inspirational quotes, cat photos and bizarre selfies. 

In a recent post, Goombay posted a photo of himself dressed up in an old team uniform with a caption, “I'm too glam to give a damn!” 

Avid Quaich fans and other social media trolls around the globe immediately started commenting on the post in Instagram. 

"Does this mean you don't give a damn about rescheduling the Quaich?" asked blue_flamingo77.

"Give us the new match dates, you ridiculous knob head!" replied ianmaccal.

 "You look like the before picture!" posted phlegm5316.

"Bitch, please, your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory!" commented machinita.

"I don't know what's worse...your IQ or your hairline," stated allen.w.wilson.

"Did you mean to gain so much weight or did it happen by snaccident?" asked moreland4954.

"The last time I saw something like you, I flushed it," posted bonilla_ray.

The Quaich matches originally scheduled for April 2020 have not been rescheduled. 



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